During a walk in the park, a priest came across an old man reading a book. The priest asked the man what he was reading. The old man said "I like to keep my brain active, so I'm learning the Hebrew language." The priest said "Really? At your age, do you think you'll ever visit Israel?"
The old man said "No, but I hear they speak Hebrew in Heaven." The priest said "And what if you go to hell?" The old man replied "I already speak Gaelic."
-As told by Fr Jim Shea
